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ir Brukne
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Tonight temperature in some parts of Lithuania reached 30 degrees cold. Today Brukne looked like a catfish with her frozen beard.
![]() This and also the fact Ritva wrote, that it is 25 degreed cold in Finland, I remembered a joke about Finns. Since it is really not insultive (maybe even opposite +10 People in Vilnius put on their sweaters and woolen socks. Finns are plantingg flowers. +5 Finns go sunbathing. +2 Italian cars don‘t start. 0 distilled water turns into ice. -1 Breathing becomes visible. Time to plan You vacation by the Mediterranean sea. Politicians start to get worried about homeless people. Finns eat ice-cream. - 4 Your cat wants to sleep with You in Your bed. -7 Finns finish their grill season. -10 Time to plan Your vacation somewhere in Africa. Finns go bathing in ice-holes. -12 It is so cold, it is not even snowing. -23 American cars don‘t start. Difficult to skate. -26 Difficult to breath. -29 Your cat wants to sleep with You in Your pyjamas. -31 – Not recomended to kiss. -33 Japanese cars don‘t start. Finland‘s National football team starts training for spring seazon. -35 Time to plan bathing in hot bath for two weeks. Finns are diging snow off the roofs. -39 Quicksilver freezes in termometer. Not recomended to think. Finns clasp the upper button of their shirt. -43 Your car would like to sleep with You in Your bed. Finns put their woolen sweaters on. -45 Finns close their windows. -50 Seals leave Greenland. Finns change fingered gloves into fingerless ones. -60 Finns put furry hats. -70 Polar bears leave North Pole. -75 Santa Claus leaves Polar circle. Finns put the „ears“ of their furry hats down. -268 Helium gaz become liquid. -273 Any movement of elementary particles stops. Finns agree that it‘s really getting cold. Last edited by Vaiva; 24-01-2010 at 19:04. |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Kraków
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e la zecca Misha
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Trento
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If looks could kill ...
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ir Brukne
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Aaaaahhh, amazing Eury... Showed the photo to Brukne, she feels amazed too
But... Maybe THIS is true love?... ![]()
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sopot
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! Let me introduce TOSKA , a multi-pedigree beloved of Eury - the love of his life![]() |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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So funny ... they always love short-haired dogs like boxer, rr, amstaff or TOSKA
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