Different types of vlcaks?

draggar · 03-02-2011, 17:38

We all love our vlcaks (a.k.a. "chaks") but I've noticed there are different attitudes / types of them.

For example, if they're sucking everything up off the floor (toys, bones, shoes, etc.) are they chakuumes?

What about when they're in their crate and anything near it gets sucked into the little hols in the gate? Is that a chak-hole?

If they destroy an entire deck of playing cards were they trying to play black-chak (or chak-jack)?

If someone trains their vlcak in schutzhund, obedience, agility, dock diving, etc.. is it a chak-of-all-trades?

If your vlcak chews up your computer and/or cords, is it a computer chacker?

If a bunch of them are in a pile, is it a chak-stack?

Shadowlands · 03-02-2011, 17:51

He he he

very good!

saschia · 03-02-2011, 23:04

;o)
Nice...

If they run around in swarms and swallow their dose of well-soaked granules in a matter of seconds, are they a school of piranchaks? Whew, hope my pups won't get a taste of blood until they are at their new homes, or one fine day I'll get skeletonized ;o)

Rona · 04-02-2011, 13:13

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Originally Posted by draggar

What about when they're in their crate and anything near it gets sucked into the little hols in the gate? Is that a chak-hole?

What about when they're in their crate and something lying outside it (e.g. their big! bed) gets into pieces? Chakoudini? (Chack + Houdini)

Shadowlands · 04-02-2011, 13:32

Are they the predecesors of the Vlcan (Vulcan) race? They have the pointy ears and the high intelligence...

draggar · 02-03-2011, 22:19

If they're howling in an attempt to make music are they a chaxaphone?

mijke · 03-03-2011, 02:11

Try out their chaxaphones when they listen to this "music"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L28CnhmeAD4

Rona · 03-03-2011, 11:57

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Originally Posted by mijke

Try out their chaxaphones when they listen to this "music"

Mine doesn't

. She tried to enter the keyboard, but after a couple of attempts lied down with a face expression "I'm not a fool!"

She must have a slovaxphone

03-02-2011, 17:38	#1
draggar Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 370	Different types of vlcaks? We all love our vlcaks (a.k.a. "chaks") but I've noticed there are different attitudes / types of them. For example, if they're sucking everything up off the floor (toys, bones, shoes, etc.) are they chakuumes? What about when they're in their crate and anything near it gets sucked into the little hols in the gate? Is that a chak-hole? If they destroy an entire deck of playing cards were they trying to play black-chak (or chak-jack)? If someone trains their vlcak in schutzhund, obedience, agility, dock diving, etc.. is it a chak-of-all-trades? If your vlcak chews up your computer and/or cords, is it a computer chacker? If a bunch of them are in a pile, is it a chak-stack? __________________ Fred Lanting's Official Site Dog Actors

03-02-2011, 23:04	#3
saschia Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Bratislava Posts: 936	;o) Nice... If they run around in swarms and swallow their dose of well-soaked granules in a matter of seconds, are they a school of piranchaks? Whew, hope my pups won't get a taste of blood until they are at their new homes, or one fine day I'll get skeletonized ;o) __________________ Saschia (Sasa Zahradnikova) http://www.chiens-loup-tchecoslovaqu...ei-et-damon.ws

02-03-2011, 22:19	#6
draggar Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 370	If they're howling in an attempt to make music are they a chaxaphone? __________________ Fred Lanting's Official Site Dog Actors

03-02-2011, 17:51	#2
Shadowlands Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Vidin Posts: 391	He he he very good!

04-02-2011, 13:32	#5
Shadowlands Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Vidin Posts: 391	Are they the predecesors of the Vlcan (Vulcan) race? They have the pointy ears and the high intelligence...