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kobesen · 18-07-2009, 15:54

Schitterend, zou zie ik het prikbord bij de plaatselijke supermarkt het liefst!

Groetjes Kim

loco · 18-07-2009, 17:38

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Originally Posted by kobesen

Schitterend, zou zie ik het prikbord bij de plaatselijke supermarkt het liefst!

Groetjes Kim

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loco · 23-07-2009, 20:03

"An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat: "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, bi***."

jmvdwiel · 23-07-2009, 20:16

mijke · 08-08-2009, 23:45

Gelukkig hoeven wij met het Waterwerk geen rekening te houden met dit soort verrassingen!

http://www.garagetv.be/video-galerij...met_kayak.aspx

Tatti · 09-08-2009, 01:26

LOL of daar iemand een "Bootje vis" heeft bestelt

Gr
Tatiana

loco · 10-08-2009, 22:50

IRISH SAUSAGES

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints

of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '

They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'

18-07-2009, 15:54	#1
kobesen Erfelijk aangeboren Bitch Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Arnhem Posts: 1,272	Schitterend, zou zie ik het prikbord bij de plaatselijke supermarkt het liefst! Groetjes Kim __________________ Het product van je eigen denken, is je omgeving! (citaat Maurice Oosterhof zie www.spoorzoeken.net) 'Spoorzoeken, leven is mensenwerk' COACHBOEK VAN HET JAAR 2012!!!!!!!

23-07-2009, 20:03	#3
loco Non active. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Outside, walking the dog. Posts: 2,873	"An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat: "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bi*." __________________ Just treat stupid situations like a dog.....If you can't play with it or eat it....... Then just piss on it and walk away .

08-08-2009, 23:45	#5
mijke Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Warnsveld Posts: 2,033	Gelukkig hoeven wij met het Waterwerk geen rekening te houden met dit soort verrassingen! http://www.garagetv.be/video-galerij...met_kayak.aspx __________________ Vriendelijke groeten, Mijke PS: I am not a moderator anymore!!

10-08-2009, 22:50	#7
loco Non active. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Outside, walking the dog. Posts: 2,873	IRISH SAUSAGES Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!' Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.' He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!' Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! ' They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.' The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!' Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.' __________________ Just treat stupid situations like a dog.....If you can't play with it or eat it....... Then just piss on it and walk away .

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Tatti Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Opglabbeek (B) Posts: 471	LOL of daar iemand een "Bootje vis" heeft bestelt Gr Tatiana