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loco · 30-05-2008, 18:33

One day at kindergarten, a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, 'I'll give $5 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.'
A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, 'It was St. Patrick.' The Teacher said, 'Sorry Sean, that's not correct.'
Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, 'It was St. Andrew.' The Teacher replied, 'I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.'
Finally, a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, 'It was Jesus Christ.' The teacher said, 'That's absolutely right, Marvin. Come up here and I'll give you the $5.' As the Teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, 'You know, Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said 'Jesus Christ '.' Marvin replied, 'Well. In my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business.'

Groette Martine.

30-05-2008, 18:33	#195
loco Non active. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Outside, walking the dog. Posts: 2,873	One day at kindergarten, a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, 'I'll give $5 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.' A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, 'It was St. Patrick.' The Teacher said, 'Sorry Sean, that's not correct.' Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, 'It was St. Andrew.' The Teacher replied, 'I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.' Finally, a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, 'It was Jesus Christ.' The teacher said, 'That's absolutely right, Marvin. Come up here and I'll give you the $5.' As the Teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, 'You know, Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said 'Jesus Christ '.' Marvin replied, 'Well. In my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business.' Groette Martine. __________________ Just treat stupid situations like a dog.....If you can't play with it or eat it....... Then just piss on it and walk away .